“I’m very attractive. I am. I’ve always been that way but it’s no great big deal to me—if anything, it’s worked against me for most of my life.”
Neil LaBute Monologues

‘Reasons to be Pretty’ (Carly)

‘Fat Pig’ (Tom): “I guess I do care what my peers feel about me”
Tom finally breaks down and confesses everything to Helen

‘Fat Pig’ (Carter): “Dude, I understand”
Carter tells Tom a story from his childhood

‘Fat Pig’ (Carter): “All I’m saying is this…”
Carter tries to convince Tom that he’s only young once