Clueless Monologues

Monologues from Clueless

Monologues from the Classic Teen Movie, ‘Clueless’, Written and Directed by Amy Heckerling

Featuring comedic monologues for teen girls and boys from Cher, Tai and Travis.

Story: Shallow, rich and socially successful Cher (Alicia Silverstone) is at the top of her Beverly Hills high school’s pecking scale. Seeing herself as a matchmaker, Cher first coaxes two teachers into dating each other. Emboldened by her success, she decides to give hopelessly klutzy new student Tai (Brittany Murphy) a makeover. When Tai becomes more popular than she is, Cher realizes that her disapproving ex-stepbrother (Paul Rudd) was right about how misguided she was — and falls for him. Also starring Stacey Dash, Donald Faison, Breckin Meyer, Elisa Donovan, Wallace Shawn, Twink Caplan, Jeremy Sisto and Dan Hedaya.


‘Clueless’ (Tai): “Look, you’ve got to help me get Josh”

A comedic monologue for teen girls from the movie, Clueless.

‘Clueless’ (Cher): “You have to take advantage of this window of opportunity”

A one minute comedic monologue from the film, Clueless.

‘Clueless’ (Cher): “As someone who’s older can I give you some advice?”

A comedic monologue for teen girls from the movie, Clueless

‘Clueless’ (Travis): “Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own”

A short comedic monologue for teen boys from the movie, Clueless.

‘Clueless’ (Cher): “It doesn’t say “R.S.V.P.” on the Statue of Liberty”

A short comedic monologue for teen girls from the movie, Clueless.

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