“You blockhead. What a fool I was. Trick or treats come only once a year.”
Charlie Brown Monologues
Monologues from ‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown‘, the hit Broadway musical by John Gordon and Charles M. Schulz
Featuring comedic monologues for kids and teens from Charlie Brown, Lucy, Sally, Snoopy, Schroeder and Peppermint Patty.
Story: Charlie Brown and the entire Peanuts gang explore life’s great questions as they play baseball, struggle with homework, sing songs, swoon over their crushes, and celebrate the joy of friendship.
‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’ (Sally): “I was robbed!”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Snoopy): “Someday I’ll get you, Red Baron!”
“Here’s the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! “
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Schroeder): “You’re a very crabby person”
“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Sally): “I got a ‘C’ on my coat hanger sculpture?”
“The squeaky wheel gets the grease!”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Peppermint Patty)
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Charlie Brown)
“There’s that cute little red-headed girl eating her lunch over there.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen”
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”