“My mom lost her hair because of chemo. And my father started sleeping with a bald woman.”
Adventureland Monologues
‘Adventureland’ (Em): Reveals Why She Hates Her Dad
‘Adventureland’ (Em): Hates Her Stepmother
“I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a pathetic, status-obsessed witch.”
‘Adventureland’ (Pete O’Malley): Trying to Impress
“My friend Fitzy can get me floor seats.”
‘Adventureland’ (Tired-Looking Guy): “If you have half a brain, the job’s easy”
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (Joel): “With all these yuppies around, women aren’t gonna go near a poor guy”
A dramatic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (James): The First Time
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (James): Manual Labor
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (Eric): “This trip changed me, Brennan”
A comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (Eric): “You still thinking about graduate school?”
A comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.