Melissa McCarthy Bridesmaids monologue

‘Bridesmaids’ (Megan)

“I think you’re ready to hear a little story about a girl named Megan who didn’t have a very good time in high school.”

Regarding Henry monologue

‘Regarding Henry’ (Sarah)

“Chris Lonner’s birthday party. You were a hot young lawyer… and I was working in research at the New York Times.”

About Schmidt monologues

‘About Schmidt’ (Roberta): “Don’t lie to me”

ROBERTA: Don’t lie to me. Jeannie told us all about your little panic attack last night. And I don’t blame you. It’s a perfectly natural reaction. In the beginning I had my own reservations. After all, as the veteran of two failed marriages, I have learned a lot about what

Hard Candy Monologue

‘Hard Candy’ (Hayley)

“They never try girls as adults. Sexist but true. Plus I’ll have the biggest legal defense fund you ever saw.”

Hard Candy Monologue

‘Hard Candy’ (Geoff)

“My mom came and got me the next day to pick me up. I never talked to Aunt Denise again.”

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