‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie Marks Himself)
“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”
“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”
“You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?”
“You asked me for advice before, Cal, so I’m going to help you. I don’t know why.”
“I find you incredibly sexy. It’s a fact, not a cheesy pick-up line.”
“Four days ago… I lost a major American shoe company… well you could round it off to one billion dollars.”
“I wanted to kill Zackery, not myself ‘cause I__ I wanted to live!”
“You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes.”
“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”
“I came to live with you because I loved you. I stayed with you because I loved you.”
If you knew me better, you’d see that this is exactly the kind of thing that’s likely to happen to me. Getting knocked up, I mean.
“Say mind if I use your phone? Figure I better check on the kids. No telling what devilment they’ve gotten up to.”
“First I was a tomboy. I used to climb trees and beat up my brother Tom.”
“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”
“I just can’t believe Nikki’s teaching that book to the kids.”