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‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure

“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”

“Now all the passengers are lookin’ on wonderin’ what’s goin’ on, see?”

“You don’t have no appreciation, that’s the trouble with you.”

“I was your age, I didn’t have no bone structure.”

“When I was small I only knew small things but now I’m five I know everything.”

“When you say you’re mute… Are you entirely silent?”

“Who makes these pies?! Who makes them??”

“Oh, would you look at Betty! To be young and beautiful.”

“So, I picked it up, took it to a pond way back behind my house…”

“What makes any gunshot wound bad, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis.”

“It’s probably something your husband was given as a bad joke.”

“I could barely hear her over the tap dancing.”

“Like, are we “going steady?” Come on, guys. We’re adults.”

“There I am… I’m floating, high above the earth, nothing can touch me, right?”

“It sounds selfish, I know, but… I just like being on my own.”

“People think of LA as this place with no history”

“You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?”

“I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing”

“We always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group.”

“Lori – hey – you’ve got something everybody wants – talent – and it’s way more important than looks.”