Dramedy

About Schmidt monologues

‘About Schmidt’ (Roberta): “Don’t lie to me”

ROBERTA: Don’t lie to me. Jeannie told us all about your little panic attack last night. And I don’t blame you. It’s a perfectly natural reaction. In the beginning I had my own reservations. After all, as the veteran of two failed marriages, I have learned a lot about what

Resons To Be Pretty monologue

‘Reasons to be Pretty’ (Carly)

“I’m very attractive. I am. I’ve always been that way but it’s no great big deal to me—if anything, it’s worked against me for most of my life.”

Crimes of the Heart Babe Monologue

‘Crimes of the Heart’ (Babe)

“After I shot Zackery, I put the gun down on the piano bench, and then I went out into the kitchen and made up a pitcher of lemonade.”

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