‘Election’ (Dick Metizier): “You’re going to Catholic school next year”
Paul’s father is angry at his brother in this monologue from, Election.
Comedic
‘Election’: Jim Convinces Paul to Run for Class President
Jim’s (Matthew Broderick) comedic one minute monologue from the Alexander Payne movie, Election.
‘Election’ (Jim): “You’re a very intelligent girl, Tracy”
Jim (Matthew Broderick) confronts Tracy (Reese Witherspoon) about “certain indiscretions” in this monologue from the film, Election.
‘Election’ (Dave): “It seems like you might need a friend”
A one minute monologue for men from the Reese Witherspoon movie, Election. Dave, the teacher, tries to help Tracy.
‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’ (Sally): “I was robbed!”
“You blockhead. What a fool I was. Trick or treats come only once a year.”
‘Adventureland’ (Tired-Looking Guy): “If you have half a brain, the job’s easy”
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (Joel): “With all these yuppies around, women aren’t gonna go near a poor guy”
A dramatic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (James): The First Time
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (James): Manual Labor
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (Eric): “This trip changed me, Brennan”
A comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (Eric): “You still thinking about graduate school?”
A comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Snoopy): “Someday I’ll get you, Red Baron!”
“Here’s the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! “
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Schroeder): “You’re a very crabby person”
“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Sally): “I got a ‘C’ on my coat hanger sculpture?”
“The squeaky wheel gets the grease!”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Peppermint Patty)
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Charlie Brown)
“There’s that cute little red-headed girl eating her lunch over there.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen”
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
‘Paper Moon’ (Moze): “Now all the passengers are lookin’ on wonderin’”
“Now all the passengers are lookin’ on wonderin’ what’s goin’ on, see?”