‘Adventureland’ (James): The First Time
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
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‘Adventureland’ (James): Manual Labor
A one minute comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (Eric): “This trip changed me, Brennan”
A comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (Eric): “You still thinking about graduate school?”
A comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Snoopy): “Someday I’ll get you, Red Baron!”
“Here’s the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! “
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Schroeder): “You’re a very crabby person”
“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Charlie Brown)
“There’s that cute little red-headed girl eating her lunch over there.”
‘Paper Moon’ (Moze): “Now all the passengers are lookin’ on wonderin’”
“Now all the passengers are lookin’ on wonderin’ what’s goin’ on, see?”
‘Paper Moon’ (Moze): “How’d you like to do a little business with me?”
“Don’t you go makin’ no decisions. I’ll make the decisions.”
‘Paper Moon’ (Moze): “Who got ya a Nehi and a Coney Island?”
“You don’t have no appreciation, that’s the trouble with you.”
‘Room’ (Jack): “I’ve been in the world nineteen hours”
“When I was small I only knew small things but now I’m five I know everything.”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Strickland): “That story about Samson. I never told you how it ends…”
“Samson asks God for the strength he needs- and at the last minute- he is spared.”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Strickland): “Bet I can make you squawk a little”
“When you say you’re mute… Are you entirely silent?”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Giles): “Have you ever seen a real key lime pie?”
“Who makes these pies?! Who makes them??”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Giles): “If I could go back in time”
“Oh, would you look at Betty! To be young and beautiful.”
‘Three Kings’ (Archie Gates): “Do you know anything about gunshot wounds?”
“What makes any gunshot wound bad, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis.”
‘Eight Millimeter’ (Welles): “What you’re talking about is a ‘snuff film'”
“It’s probably something your husband was given as a bad joke.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Car): “How much of my time is spent in rehearsal rooms”
“I could barely hear her over the tap dancing.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Car): “And thus began the best summer of my life”
“I think it’s safe to say my life would have turned out differently if I had played sports as a child.”