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Dog's Monologue from A.R. Gurney Sylvia

‘Sylvia’ (A Dog)

“Hey! I’m looking around. I gotta get used to things. I’m not ready to sit. I’m too nervous to sit.”

Melissa McCarthy Bridesmaids monologue

‘Bridesmaids’ (Megan)

“I think you’re ready to hear a little story about a girl named Megan who didn’t have a very good time in high school.”

Regarding Henry monologue

‘Regarding Henry’ (Sarah)

“Chris Lonner’s birthday party. You were a hot young lawyer… and I was working in research at the New York Times.”

About Schmidt monologues

‘About Schmidt’ (Roberta): “Don’t lie to me”

ROBERTA: Don’t lie to me. Jeannie told us all about your little panic attack last night. And I don’t blame you. It’s a perfectly natural reaction. In the beginning I had my own reservations. After all, as the veteran of two failed marriages, I have learned a lot about what

Hard Candy Monologue

‘Hard Candy’ (Hayley)

“They never try girls as adults. Sexist but true. Plus I’ll have the biggest legal defense fund you ever saw.”

Resons To Be Pretty monologue

‘Reasons to be Pretty’ (Carly)

“I’m very attractive. I am. I’ve always been that way but it’s no great big deal to me—if anything, it’s worked against me for most of my life.”

Marion Bridge monologue

‘Marion Bridge’ (Agnes)

“In the dream I’m drowning. But I don’t know it at first. At first I hear water and I imagine it’s going to be a lovely dream.”

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