‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen”
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
Female
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Zelda): “I found a turtle sitting out in the middle of the road”
“So, I picked it up, took it to a pond way back behind my house…”
‘The Shape of Water’ (Zelda): “There’s pee freckles on the ceiling!!”
“But if farts were flattery, honey – he would be Shakespeare.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I tell you, it’s never one thing”
“It’s always a whole pack of wolves that bring the fawn down.”
‘Shows for Days’ (Irene): “I was a good wife till I couldn’t stand it”
“This is destiny pissing on your leg. What do you wanna do about it?”
‘500 Days of Summer’ (Summer): “I dream about flying”
“There I am… I’m floating, high above the earth, nothing can touch me, right?”
‘500 Days of Summer’ (Summer): “You don’t believe a woman could enjoy being free and independent?”
“It sounds selfish, I know, but… I just like being on my own.”
‘The Diary of a Teenage Girl’ (Charlotte)
“I don’t know what your problem is, Minnie. I would think you would
be more into boys.”
‘Never Let Me Go’ (Miss Lucy)
“I don’t think I can keep silent anymore. If no one else will talk to you, I will.”
‘Mean Girls’ (Ms. Norbury)
“Regina George. Every girl here is afraid of you. I’m afraid of you half the time.”
‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “I mean, if you even knew how mean she really is”
“You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?”
‘Mean Girls’ (Regina): “Why were you talking to Janis Ian?”
“I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing”
‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “We only wear jeans or track pants on Friday”
“We always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group.”
‘Up in the Air’ (Alex): “When you fly, you can be anyone you want”
A dramatic one minute monologue for women from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’
‘Up in the Air’ (Alex): “Yep, a nice smile just might do it”
A dramatic one minute monologue for women from the movie, ‘Up in the Air’
