Monologues from Movies

‘Zombieland’ (Tallahassee): “Confession? Patrick Swayze was my hero”

“I modeled my life after Swayze’s. Then just like that, it ended.”

“So some day very soon, life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna hit Empty.”

“I’m sorry, Leigh, but as amazing as I think you are … I gotta go home.”

“We let down the male species.”

“Remember last week when we went to Lucy’s award thing?”

“I’m unhappy, Cal. I’ve tried not to be. We’ve been married so long, somewhere we became… stagnant, you know?”

“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”

“You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson?”

“You asked me for advice before, Cal, so I’m going to help you. I don’t know why.”

“I find you incredibly sexy. It’s a fact, not a cheesy pick-up line.”

“I miss you, T. I got complacent, I think”

“Four days ago… I lost a major American shoe company… well you could round it off to one billion dollars.”

“I’m calling an emergency Bella-meeting.”

“You’re a better guy than this. I can see it in your eyes.”

“I’ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials.”

“It’s not at all like me and Nikki”

“I just can’t believe Nikki’s teaching that book to the kids.”

“Has anybody ever told you how Tommy died?”

“So, listen, I’m sorry that I didn’t come see you down at the hospital.”

“I think you’re ready to hear a little story about a girl named Megan who didn’t have a very good time in high school.”