‘Election’ (Tracy Flick): “Why are you lecturing me?”
Track Flick’s one minute comedic teen monologue from the Reese Witherspoon film, Election
Teens
‘Election’ (Tracy Flick): “Wait – are you accusing me?”
Tracy Flick’s comedic teen monologue from the Reese Witherspoon film, Election
‘Election’: Paul Prays About the Upcoming Election
Paul’s (Chris Klein) one minute teen monologue from the film, Election
‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown’ (Sally): “I was robbed!”
“You blockhead. What a fool I was. Trick or treats come only once a year.”
‘Adventureland’ (Em): Hates Her Stepmother
“I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a pathetic, status-obsessed witch.”
‘Adventureland’ (Eric): “This trip changed me, Brennan”
A comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘Adventureland’ (Eric): “You still thinking about graduate school?”
A comedic male monologue from the movie, Adventureland.
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Snoopy): “Someday I’ll get you, Red Baron!”
“Here’s the World One I flying ace high over France in his Sopwith Camel, searching for the infamous Red Baron! “
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Schroeder): “You’re a very crabby person”
“I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Sally): “I got a ‘C’ on my coat hanger sculpture?”
“The squeaky wheel gets the grease!”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Peppermint Patty)
“Can’t someone fall in love with a girl who isn’t cute, and has freckles and a big nose?”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Charlie Brown)
“There’s that cute little red-headed girl eating her lunch over there.”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): “I intend to be a queen”
“When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was…”
‘You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown’ (Lucy): Failure
“Now, this is what you call a Failure Face, Linus.”
‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “I mean, if you even knew how mean she really is”
“You know I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?”
‘Mean Girls’ (Regina): “Why were you talking to Janis Ian?”
“I was best friends with her in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing”
‘Mean Girls’ (Gretchen): “We only wear jeans or track pants on Friday”
“We always vote before we ask someone to eat lunch with us, because you have to be considerate of the rest of the group.”
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ (Robbie Marks Himself)
“I have marked myself with this Scarlet J, Jessica! For you.”